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[09.28.04 | 5:18 PM]
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goodbyee my friends... [08.27.04 | 9:52 AM]
so this is gonna be the last post i make in my lj before moving away to that big scary school i have to be at at 6am tomorrow.. i havent decided whether or not im going to update in school, so if i dont, i wanted to say a quick goodbye to everyone =] thank you all for your funny comments, great stories, and good advice when i really needed it the most.

to everyone who i didnt get to say a proper goodbye to, rutgers is only a short drive away!!! pleasee come visit me!! my address will be in my aim profile as soon as i get my computer set up at school.

so for the last time for now!! ciaooooooooo everyone

<3mal
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back to italy... [07.20.04 | 1:40 AM]

lorin posted the ABCs of her cruise n i thought it was so cute and even though italy ended wednesday i wanted to post the ABCs of italia!!!

p.s. applebees was PACKED tonight damnnnnnnnnn!!

 

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[06.16.04 | 3:27 PM]

i've had the time my life...

marlboro high school seniors.... class of 2004... lets go graduate!!!

 

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the weeeekend [05.31.04 | 6:20 PM]
[ mood | hung over ]

so prom was a lot of fun, lorin made me up so nice =] i should have pix within the next few days, prom itself was fun, eveyr1 looked so nice, i told hock we were gonna have a threeesome, he said not yet

ahh wildwood... i dont know how to describe it or what to even say about it.. off the walls.. heres some highlights i guess?

- bertha frankenschnitzel from amish new schmegma

- nipplessss

- patrolman nino cusella ;]

- hpnotiq&hennessyyyy

- the dramaaaaaa!

- wanna fanta?

- big george and the security boysss

- throwing peoples bathing suits off the roof ()=]

- waking up on the floor of kyle nicholsons apartment (who is he?!)

- almost getting arrested at the twilight

- our sand scultpure (pix WILL be posted!)

- my roomiesssssss

- lotion on the bathroom walls

- pet the snakes

- ham egg and chesses

- cortney filocomo lollll

- shotgunning!!

- the conemaster

- the fight with gloriaaaaaaaaaa

- escaping shooters and hit and run drivers

- sneaking the boys into our rooms

- getting caught sneaking the boys into our rooms hahaha

- my last oneee

- watch the tramcar on crack

- 10 piercings

- drunken roller coaster

- jackies accident

- drunken go-karts

- 90 beers!?!?!

- brunettes cant go in the pool!

 

ahhh there is so much more that went down, this is most of what i can remember!

 

nooooobody wants to go to school tomorrow.. im on 6 hours of sleep all weekend and i need some major puking to get rid of everything thats gone in me this wknd... damnnn

 

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randomness [04.14.04 | 7:35 PM]

ahhhh i was able to find dianes sn!! i am sooo excited, she is the bestest!!!!! hmm i feel like i had so much more to write about and now im sittin here and cant think if any of it!! i posted some of coris cruise pix up, so if u kno my aim sn, look at my profile, cuz theyre there =] i need jen to develop hers!! ahh!!

jakes got the CRAVE

lorin found her steel magnolia haha WOOPWOOP

work 11-6 saturday is that CLUTCH or what!!!!

sent in my dorm shizzle for rutgers, YEAH CLOTHIER i better fcukin get it OR ELSE haha well or else ill be stuck in tinsley to be honest

im peeling all over!!! help!!!!

 

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"we ate them eagerly enough, not knowing they were covered with arsenic" - petals on the wind, sequel to flowers in the attic that fcuked up book hahaha

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
my bed

What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
the 100 best makeovers on vh1

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
745
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
736 im pretty good!!

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
cori singing brush the dirt off ya shoulders haha

When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
before when i drove home from school

What are you wearing?:
jeans a shirt and a sweatshirt HOW EROTIC

Did you dream last night?
duh everyone dreams

When did you last laugh?
when my mom told me shes coming to wildwood with me hahahaha

What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
o god all kinds of shizzle

Seen anything weird lately?:
a man who wants to look like jlo on mtv haha

What do you think of this quiz?:
IVE HAD BETTER.. ive had better!?!?!

What is the last film you saw?:
cheaper by the dozen

Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i can make my tongue touch almost the top of my nose  =]   i have a tongue ring. but u all know that

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
will smith for president!!!

George Bush:
got beer?

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
taylor

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
brent

Would you ever consider living abroad?:
im going to for 2 weeks starting june 30th!! italy babyyy

 

xoxo - mal

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yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away [04.11.04 | 2:40 PM]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

THINGS im going to miss...

- having to get on the floor to look under the pink bathroom doors to see if theyre empty
- the blue lagoon at 3am
- blue lagoon dinosaur chicken fingers
- being called ROCKET-ASS by the farrell kids
- the farrell kids
- hearing ricky's voice every morning over the loudspeaker
- "brushin that dirt off my shoulders"
- waving to tony p. every nite even though he couldnt answer cuz he was playin the piano
- chillin with the "wahoo" ladies
- the drama between the long island boys and the staten island boys
- living across the hall from the long island boys
- getting in trouble cuz its "a meed-nite!"
- sleeping on a bed that was too short for me
- hiding my pictures that the photographer took
- DAZZLES 2 NIGHTCLUB. haaaaa.
- watching everyone under 21 get kicked out of kareoke every nite except for me and jen =]
- "i wanna know what love is"
- the treadmill i used every time in the gym
- getting a diet coke all the damn time.
- my parents buying me and jen a bottle of rum - for ourselves.
- vanilla ice cream with butterscotch syrup
- drunken nights, every night
- my abercrombie skirt and the rocket ass incident............
- the oasis pool every night
- abusing the 5 fat 15 year olds EVERY night
- sunpoisoining every day
- rum runners<3 mai tai<3

PEOPLE i already do miss..

rocco.. charlie horse.. hotel manager.. boyfriend.. prom date.. junior.. frankie muniz.. glasses.. elephant man.. mezz.. metrosexual.. big mama.. dianeeee.. meed-nite.. josh hartnett.. ferra.. the rock.. little anthony.. slut.. puertorican chinese bitch.. eli.. corina (insert man voice).. our 4 spanish friends.. chip.. polka dots.. men in black.. blondey.. the wahoo women.. ricky.. mark wahlberg.. big mike.. hallmates.. sooo ---> many more.

this was quite the vacation.

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survey says? DOABLE!!! [03.12.04 | 3:24 PM]
i got this from lorin and i dont know why im filling it out but i am haha

The ones marked with an X means that I'vedone that. If there is no X, then I haven't done it.
(x) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK -- oooo geez yeah
(x) I HAVE SMOKED POT -- drugfree for a year woopwooppp!!!
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x ) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX -- haha goes along with the first one
( ) I CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
( ) I WENT TO JAPAN -- havent been that lucky yet
(x) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI - on my bday our taxi driver was a homicidal russian!!
( ) I HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I HAD SEX
( ) I HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I WAS DUMPED
(x) I SHOPLIFTED -- i stole sunglasses from the disney store when i was 7 and got caught by my mom =[
(x) I WAS FIRED -- frogbridge fired me last week but THATS OK im goin to ITALY instead babyyyy!!!
(x) I WAS IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) I HAD A THREESOME
(x) I SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE -- id like to change that to my DADS house.. moms house is on lockdown lol
( ) I WAS TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
( ) I WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING
( ) I PISSED ON MYSELF -- umm ew lorin lol
( ) I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I WAS ARRESTED
(x) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER -- dna? surf club? abyss? seaside? damn ant i guess u can say i am one hahaa
( ) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE -- ok not really at nite but i was there during the day!!
( ) I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER -- HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK
( ) I CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS -- not but WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR BEADS in orlando!?
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE - JUNE 28TH BABY!!! ITALY!!!
(x) I SKIPPED SCHOOL -- haha a week ago today for the first time to go to the stone pony
( ) I SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
( ) I CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
( ) I GOT MARRIED
( ) I GOT DIVORCED
( ) I POSTED NUDE PIX ONLINE
( ) I CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN -- umm noo

ok that sucked haha, i have work tonight and im soooo not in the mood to go...

MARK IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i heard someone talking about him being back and i texted him and hes like BABY IM HERE!!!! and i was like YESSSSS and i walk out of class and THERE HE WAS!!!! he right RIGHT THERE i was sooo excited, i was soo sad without him and now hes back and i can smile =]

someone text my cell tonight cuz ill be bored as hell.. at least im closing with sladj and lati!

xoxo - mal
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blaaaah [03.02.04 | 7:26 PM]
[ mood | crappy ]

hmm so i think the last time i updated was saturday... after lips =]

saturday nite jackie took me to applebees where we sat in the "special" section LMAO we had quite some fun, and then i got home 9ish and went to staten island where me and jen watched showgirls (crazy movie?!) and then we picked up stef and went to DNA in queens.. we waited on line to get in for a freakin half hour behind a big group of russian guys who got kicked out of the line by a big scary dude cuz they were smartasses. it was freezing on line.  i am now extremely sick because of that.

we finally got in the club (they made me spit out my gum grrr) and the dance floor was small but the club itself was really nicee.. anthony met us there a little later and us girls had so much fun, i was crazy and just danced my ass off all nite until 4am, its true i was one of the last like 4 people on the dance floor haha...

the crowd at the club was hot, the guys were reallyyyyy cute (one of the guys i hooked up with was NOT SO CUTE though hahaha jen didnt save me!!!) and the girls were dressed ok not TOO slutty.. LASGO was there and we stood like right next to her and she sang, she was ok... nothing spectacular.  i drank some of ants beers and mixed drinks but didnt really get drunk, still i wanted to dance on the bar but these 2 girls got into a fist fight when i was gonna get on the bar so there went that! the one girl fell on me, ahh it was scary, claws were like flying haha it was awesome to watch.

so we left and i drove home with anthony who a) doesnt follow directions b)gets us lost in queens at 530am c) 85 mph on a bridge just to see if it was possible to do and d) doesnt turn the heat in his car on cause hes cheap and doesnt have enough gas!! ahhh me jen and ant went back to jens house and i went to bed at 6am with a sleeping mask on to block out the sunlight (HAHAAA) and woke up at 11 the next mornign for work which i was a MESS at, and was sooo sick the next morning.. (for that, id like to thank the guys i hooked up with the night before and the people who made us stand in the freezing without jackets and only tube tops for a half hour) - i got britney sick sorry darlinG!!!

today thru friday seniors get to come in to school late, but today was suchhh a waste.. FRIDAY im not goin to school cuz im goin to the stone pony with laurenpaloozaaaaaaaaa kim and sladj and then sat me, jen, anthony, stef, and george and maybe more ppl are goin to another club for stefs bday.. i love being 18!! haha woopwooppp

on a more serious note... this goes out to my russian lova out there... stay strong, i miss you, and come home soon.  i cant wait to see u tomorow cuz i miss u so so much. everyone does.

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last night!!! [02.28.04 | 4:07 PM]
[ mood | crazy ]

ok so last nite a bunch of us went our for me and jay (zenobis boyfriends) birthday cuz his was last week. no1 knew where we were goin cuz it was a suprise, but i knew the whole time =] .. turned out we were goin to LIPS, a drag queen restaurant in greenwich village.

me, zenobi, ashley, krista, ilyse, and sam fields took the train there... sam becker and kahn missed the train by about 4 seconds which suckeddd so they met us there.. we got into the city and took a cab to little italy (it was NOT so easy to get a cab z!!!!) where we found this secret store with a hidden room in the back.  we all got awesome stuff... its from a guy who like steals bags n sells them.. we came home with louis vuittons, pradas, fendis, christian diors, and guccis.  some of it prob isnt genuine, but everyone is convinced that the $200 gucci wallet that i got for $18 is. scoreeee

we met up with kahn and sam at the restaurant, and jay, scubasteve, allie, mike, billy (o billy), eric RUUUDEN, ross, nick deblazeeeee, and mike something met us there.  we walk in and all we see is DRAG - everywhere.

they took us downstairs to this private room for parties and we got a hugee table, our waiter was PEPPERMINT, this huge black "lady" with BOOBS. yes, me and zenobi checked, they were real. hahaaa.  they started this show where they all came out lip syncing and like stripperdancing.  one girl came out singing TOXIC and ripped mikes shirt open and actually ripped the shirt. haha it was hysterical.

the MC (i think her name was GUSTY WINDS) came over and pulled me and jay out and looks at me and goes "look at the boobs on you!!!" i was soo embaressed, she made fun of me when i said my name and asked me if me and jay have had sex yet. i said YEAH! and she said its small isnt it? i was hysterical i was like its TINY

so they pulled jay onto a chair and the drag queens started giving him lap dances which was hystericallll, i cant wait to get the pix from it. i sat back and laughed with everyone else, then they pulled me out and set up 4 chairs and told me they had a birthday suprise.

all the sudden this loud music comes on and a STRIPPER a real MALE stripper come sout and starts giving me a lapdance OMFG i was gonna die it was sooo fukin funny and jays face was like O HELL NO!!! ross threw jay a dollar and jay looked like WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!? he dropped it and i stuck it in the guys g-string - YES, he was wearing a g-string!

i got up and was gettin funky with the stripper i figured why not hahah it was so hysterical he had the biggets boner and iwas mortified but it was all in good fun!!

so finally after more making fun of people and watching the shows they pull me and jay over one more time and put crowns on our heads and make us walk around waving while the music is playing, "HERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICAAA" hahaha it was soo funny. then we went to the bathroom and ALL BEEF PATTY showed us a secret bathroom and said, back there is where u get gang raped. good luck! i was like umm thanks.

so the rest of the nite was soo much fun.. the food was shitty and soda was $11 a glass do u believe that! but we got to keep the glass hahaha... the bill came out to $716 damnnn... they all paid for me it was so sweet of them... then peppermint came over and was saying goodbye and told me she loved my FATLIP lipgloss and i told her i just got mac's nymphette she was like "girlfriend u JUST got nymphettee?? where the hell u been? im at mac so much that they hired me there!!!" so she works there and now we all wanna go back and visit her.

we were running sooo late and we shoved 6 girls into one cab and we had a fukin pyshco driver who went between ilyses legs and then told us for $15 hed take us all to philly.. umm no thanks. then z opens her mouth n goes so why did u come here form russia? he goes, "cuz new york makes me feel sexy" i was like whoaaa we need to bounce hahaha... then hes like "NO SILLY GIRL i am joking, if the cops pull me over u must say one of u is sick" im like umm well hopefully u wont get pulled over and z goes, just dont kill anyone! i was like WRONG THING TO SAY DUDE

so we finally made it to the train and had the longets most tiring train ride, comparing all our new bags and laughing about the nite. it was such a good time and tonite im going to club DNA in queens and it closes at 5am so i have suchh a long night ahead of me!! ahh i cant wait, this has already been such a good birthday!!!! ill post later!

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ahhh [02.28.04 | 2:25 AM]
[ mood | exhausted ]

tonite = SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant wait to update all about our crazy night in the city, but im gonna wait. cuz im soo tired! ahh!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE =]

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last day at 17 [02.27.04 | 3:20 PM]
[ mood | anxious ]

so today is the last day ill ever be 17. this was such an undescribable year... so much happened to me that changed my life..

i got my liscense (my RESTRICTED liscense), and became the one who ALWAYS broke restriction, driving home with 4 people in the car at 330 am quiteeeee a few times. i mean every weekend in the summer i came home between 2 and 4 with nicole from seaside. i broke the law way too much in that area.

i realized that alot of people are simply enemies, disguised as friends. i learned it takes a lifetime to trust someone, and a minute (or ONE SENTENCE) to lose it.

i lost a lot of strong bonds with people who used to mean it all to me.

i made a lot of new bonds with people who now mean it all to me.

i got a new job WOOHOO!! one that i actually love, and dont have to cook at.

i matured a lot in family relationships. i remained immature with my friends.

i went through a phase of my life where i kissed 9 boys this summer. that phase is over. id recomemmend to everyone a time where you go all out and just have fun wherever you go. seaside was the place that i chose to do that at this summer! britney, i know you were NOT far behind me with that number hahaa.

i made a lot of smart decisions, and i cut out habits - BAD habits - and have become a safer, smarter, and healthier person. i decided it was time to stop "EXPERIMENTING" and grow up.

i enjoyed as much as i could the joys of being a kid, where i dont have to worry about anything legal, with big words, or for my future. i enjoyed being 17. a lot.

at 12:00 am tonight, all thats gone. but theres soooo much more ahead of me.

xoxo - mal

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italiaaaaaa! [02.23.04 | 9:11 PM]
[ mood | excited ]

tonite was the first official meeting for ITALY, and there were a lot of people there who it will be cool to go with but most of all my best friends are all going, its 5 of us, honestly what could make that more fun???

theres a lot of money involved, im sooo lucky my parents are paying for it for my graduation present. ughhh my parents. they fought a lot today and fought in public, i got embaressed and hid in the car.

on a happier note, take a look at the itinerary for the trip - in the words of an 80s flashback, i am STOKED.

- day 1 & 2: depending on which airline we take, well either fly straight to milan.. BUT we may take AIRFRANCE which means well stop in...PARIS!!!!!!!!
- day 3 & 4: veniceeeee & and verona where well see the actual ROMEO & JULIET BALCONY, ok tell me thats NOT exciting! day 3, and then venice to florence day 4
- day 5, 6, & 7: florence to rome day 5, and then 3 days in rome including FREE DAY girls, its kristas bday, u know were gonna PARTYYYYY
- day 8: sorrento, which means BEACH TiMEEEE!
- day 9: capri, and visiting the blue grotto
- day 10: castrovillari, where the chaperones from, and has a friend with his own bar.. enough said...
- day 11, 12, 13: ferry (how staten island-ish) to sicilyyy
- day 14: we go home from sicily.... =[

i dont know any italian besides the word ciao, but i think im gonna start seriously looking up some stuff, very carrie-in-paris-in-sex-and-the-cityish of me... cuz i wanna be able to at least like ask where the bathroomn is haha...

all i know is that i could NOT be more excited - EUROTRIP what!?

xoxo - mal

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MR MHS!!!! [02.13.04 | 12:28 AM]
[ mood | awake ]

well after a month straight of excessive work for MR MHS, its finally over....

me and nicole have put soo much time into it and today i thought i was gonna pass out from tiredness, it all hit me at once. but after school we got coffee and sour patch and we were set to go!!!!

i think it went really well, it was a LOT OF FUN and i had SUCH  a good time..

it was so cool... 4 yrs ago i sat in the audience watching the seniors host MR MHS and i thought to myself "one day im gonna do that..." and i got into SC and TONITE I DID!!! im so proud of myself   =]

mazel tov RYAN RASKIN!!! or RATSKIN, WHOAAAA!!!! and happy bday babe!! haha u guys are great.. i got so close with these boys and im so sad its over!! my MR MHS family love u guysss!! all the guys are goin to breakfast tomorow at manalapan diner, i think i might attend =]

went to applebees after (yes in my dress and stilettos hahaha MY FEET ARE KILLING ME!!) and everyone and there mom was there, i sat with ryan MR MHS HIMSELF haha eric huber and KIMMY and we talked about strip clubs and cigars hahaa

anyway its 1230 and i just got home and im soo notttttt tired ahhh!!! to go to school or not to go to school.. THAT IS THE QUESTION.... senior cut day? maybe not.

ok time toooooo do something hmmmm not sure what it is yet but im gonna go do it!! hahaha p.s. i thought i saw the silhoutte of my dad with his lieutenants hat come in but it was hard to see cuz ionly saw the light with the spotlight in my face, turns out daddy came during his work to see me!! yayyyy cakes and piessss

xoxo - mal!!!!

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ok sooo my weekened... [02.08.04 | 12:10 PM]
[ mood | hyper ]

aritey lets start with FRIDAY...

i didnt wanna go to the pep rally or 11th pd so i went into the student council office and counted the votes for MR.MHS and then called the guys and then went straight to staten island in like.. POURING, STORMY, TERRRRIBLE weather that i NEVER would have driven in if i didnt have somewhere to go... of course there was an accident by the outerbridge so i had to freakin wait for a half hour in stopped traffic... meanwhile the clock was ticking...

i finally get to si and jen and me rush over to the ferry where this guy with a carona was annoying me.. i took pix of random ppl with my phone cuz i was anxious to get off the boat.. neither me or jen had any idea what subway to take but we winged it and got onto a PACKED train with a guy letting everyone know that "jesus is our saaaaavior and i cant make u listen but i can make you hear!!!"

arite so we finally made it to the concert and we get in and i find laurenpalooza at the bar who is already drunk off her ass hahaha and me and jen left her and went to try to get close to the stage.. so we went for simple plan but turns out that there are 4 bands playing b4 them, what the hell?  so we listened to the other bands but got really lightheaded and hungry and were gonna pass out and we sat down and a guy in a winnie the pooh costume.. no joke.. head to toe! walked by and i was like where are we so MXPX came on after like 2 hours and me and jen bolted.. we felt bad cuz we didnt get to see mxpx but it was all good.. the roseland was just not the place for us that night

SATURDAYYYYY

me, jackie, cori and her friend went to the girls game and watched a team of the ugliest girls i have ever seen, one was the hugest monster ever and the other looked like rachel draitsch the ugly girl from snl (woopwoop snl!) the girls lost, it was sad, but i went home and got ready to go to the city

my mom and i had no idea where we were going, she made me watch the ice skating at rockefeller ctr and it got me sad cuz there were all these couples.. i am convinced i saw ryan seacrest there but my mom says no. haha. we went into the nbc store and a security guard led us into a "secret door that no1 is allowed to go thru" but he said he liked us so we could go thru. score!! we were then told to wait on line for a little while, little while meaning 2 hours.  booooo.

we finally got into the studio and i took out my cell phone and took a quick picture of the set which is NOT ALLOWED and the guy came over to me and told me if he saw it again hed take it away, booo on the mean security guy!!! megan mullaly was awesome, shes soo funny and of course CLAY AIKEN was there so HELLOOO i was 20 feet from clay aiken yes i screamed ITS CLAY for all of u that heard it and then called to ask me if that was me hahahaaa

jimmy fallon is so so cute in person and i am now in LOVE with one of the cue card holders.. he was so so hot and i wanted to take a pic but the security guard was watching me the whole time.. umm yeah uncomfrotable!!

so the show was awesome and i would LOVE to go again, it was such a cool experience and these skits are soo damn funny!!! ugh now work today, not fun, so im gonna go enjoy as much of the day as i have left free. haha ciaooooooooo

xoxo - mal

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[02.07.04 | 4:03 PM]
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jakester [02.05.04 | 8:56 PM]
[ mood | sad ]

thanks dude, for making me feel better. here is how he did it.. and keep in mind, my msg was on the entire time. i came back only to fine 31 msgs.. from jake.

Jsnake130 (8:06:17 PM): well if it means anything to you

Auto response from Jsnake130 (8:06:17 PM): what are friends? friends are people you think are your friends, but are really your enemies with secret disguises to hide their true colors so when you think you're close enough to be sisters they come back and cut your throat when you're not looking

Jsnake130 (8:06:39 PM): i could never do that to you
Jsnake130 (8:06:51 PM): because we can never be sisters! i'm a boy!
Jsnake130 (8:07:10 PM): but, in spanish, multiple people are referred to as the plural of the masculine
Jsnake130 (8:07:17 PM): (i dont know if you take spanish)
Jsnake130 (8:07:46 PM): so technically, if we were in spain, or mexico, we could be "hermanos"
Jsnake130 (8:07:51 PM): which really means "brothers"
Jsnake130 (8:08:40 PM): but because there is no distinction between male and female in pluralizations.
Jsnake130 (8:08:53 PM): (can you pluralize pluralization?)
Jsnake130 (8:08:59 PM): so, yeah.. i can't do that.
Jsnake130 (8:09:13 PM): unless by some chance we go to a spanish speaking country together, and become super friends.
Jsnake130 (8:09:31 PM): and then i do something horrible and you thought we were close enough to be "hermanos"
Jsnake130 (8:09:38 PM): but then i go and slit your cuello.
Jsnake130 (8:09:43 PM): cuello means neck, i think
Jsnake130 (8:09:48 PM): or asshole, i confuse those sometimes.
Jsnake130 (8:10:00 PM): or maybe i'm just wrong.
Jsnake130 (8:10:14 PM): i think the word for throat is actually garganta
Jsnake130 (8:10:17 PM): yeah, it is.
Jsnake130 (8:10:48 PM): ha so yeah that reminds me of this funny little story
Jsnake130 (8:10:54 PM): (sorry, i write much more, just this)
Jsnake130 (8:11:01 PM): so i'm taking a spanish quiz, right?
Jsnake130 (8:11:06 PM): and i want to write "the priest"
Jsnake130 (8:11:16 PM): because some question needed that for an answer or something like that
Jsnake130 (8:11:22 PM): but i wrote "el culo"
Jsnake130 (8:11:33 PM): instead of "el Cura" which means the priest.
Jsnake130 (8:11:37 PM): i wrote "The ASS"!!!!
Jsnake130 (8:11:37 PM): hahaha
Jsnake130 (8:11:47 PM): my spanish teacher thought it was the funniest thing.
Jsnake130 (8:13:09 PM): oh and i meant (sorry i wrote so much, just this) before.***
Jsnake130 (8:13:27 PM): i guess that correction sort of contradicts itself though, because i wrote more ..
Jsnake130 (8:13:52 PM): ok sorry, you're not feeling about something and i'm telling stupid storys, i'm an ass. i'll talk to you later.


ok well, i dont take spanish, and you can pluralize whatever you want, just cause youre that cool .. haha love ya man

xoxo - mal

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these are the dayssss [02.02.04 | 11:36 PM]
[ mood | recovering ]

ok wow so i havent written in like a whole TWO DAYS!! hmm okie heres whats been goin on since friday...

saturday i worked 2-6 and since i was freaked out about mike sending the pic of his penis i decided zenobi was a much better person to hang out with that nite hahaa.. we stayed at her house talking to her parents and aunt and uncle about driving, sex, velvet curtains, and limos.  we finally left her house at about 1045 and headed to rutgers cuz there was nothing else to do that nite.

we got to rutgers and chilled with the boys of AEPi for awhile cuz theyre a fun crowd.  after a few drinks we started frathopping.  the first house included a room with a really high ceiling.  the kid whose room it was pulled out a hookah and showed me how it works.  exciting!! at one point zenobi left me to pee and i was alone with the kid, and it was awkarwd so i asked him how he saw the time being so high up on the bunk bed. ha yeaaah it was awkward.

the second house was full of the weirdest people i have ever seen and jay got really bored and uncomfortable so we left. there was a line in the house from the front door to the back full of people waiting on line for beer. god people are desperate!

the last house we went to was PKE and they were full of some hot guys and really ugly girls.  jay tried to hide our coats in the dryer but someone else got that idea first!! danggg.. RIGHT HOOK!

finally we went back to AEPi and i went into ross and big ol' rudens room and watched curb your enthusiasm with them.  it was only funny at like 3 parts and i got mad that they were laughing so hard.  me and z-ster eventually left rutgers at about 3ish after i forced her out of the house cuz it smelled like the staten island dump.

sooo yeah sunday.. i was off the hook for work so i went with papadukesss and co. to bella mama's, an italian restaurant in staten island (which i was mad about cuz i was so close yet so far to jen and stef and co.!).  the way it worked was if you bought a superbowl gambling box, you ate for free. so we sat there while they gave us MOUNTAINS upon MOUNTAINS of food. it was soooo orgasmic!!

on the table they had pitchers of soda, beer, and BOTTTTLES of wine. i DOWNED 2 bottles of red wine and my dad was totally cool about it.. me and my stepmom were soo plastered that she gave me a pack of cigarettes haha i was like damn woman u MUST be drunk!!! so i was told this morning what an idiot i was last nite, and i was excited when cori told me that i called the 50-yr old waiter my "LOVAAAAAAAAAAA" cause i say that a lott.. but he was 50 hahaha....

this morning i looked at my text message outbox to see what a mess i made last nite.. here are some of the top favorites, typed word for word as i wrote them when i sent them....

"Hagag i wbnt to haha u sed cum hahahah"              "Hey babyyx wbn aqe we gettn togetherq haha"           "Wbn are we gbtn marreid so we can havd a honeymnon"                                "Hagaga yebk a lhttklee haha y do u wana tkd advantagee"

yep guys. national honor society, top 20% of her class, super student council, and this is what my life has come to. haha i love being young! worked with laurenpalooza tonite, she helped me out a lot, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! youre my favorite!! =] goodnitee guys

xoxo - mal

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lovaaaaa [01.31.04 | 12:05 PM]
[ mood | awake ]

i woke up this morningggg.. got myself a gun... haha WHOA i miss the sopranos!!!! when the hell does the new season start damnit! and 6 feet under my god how i love that show and miss it so (im a poet achaaaa!)

after school yesterday me and zenobi went straight to the mall and met up with ashley, ash remembered the mac lipstick that i needed and i was greatful.  zenobi got her possible prom dress, its so pretty! we went to the sunglass hut and decided that the guy is most definitly yeaaah haha.. abercrombie had such good stuff and a lot was on sale, i wanted to buy stuff but needed money to give laurenpalooza for the simple plan tickets.. cori got the slutty little hot pink abercrombie skirt, and i cant wait to wear it hahaha!

so last nite was jakes birfday or birTday as his little sister says hahaa, and me and britney went to manalapan hs for this concert thingie that his friends band played in. the band was awesome and they played this music that ive like never heard before. i think it was ska and it was crazyyy music and all of the punky retro-dressed groupies were there doing this sort of dancing that i've never seen before! it looked like soo much fun.. me and britney definitly did not fit in with our coach bags and burberry scarfs haha but the music def made us want to dance!

i was supposed to go to stressfactory last nite but then i found out since the guy from the man show was hosting, tix were over double usual admission so being the broke bastard i am i didnt go, instead went to jakes house after the concert where his mom made me chicken quesadillas, they were so good! i wanted cold stone creamery but prom is comning up and that is likee asking for 10 pounds.

my mom and dad and i discussed italy today, and then my mom called mrs. cutchall and got all the rest of the info, and then 20 minutes later both my parents got on the phone and said, HAPPY GRADUATION, YOU'RE GOING TO ITALY! AHHHH!!!! GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. I AM SOOOO EXCITED....!!!

today im working 2-6 and with some sucky people so im not that excited.. but then again laurenpalooza, b-unit, and christine will be there so its all good in the hood. after work i was supposed to hang out with booty call aka cruise mike but at 6am this morning he sent me a pic of his _______ thru my camera phone and i was mortified that he would do that. umm yeah totally not hanging out with him tonite!! tomorrow is superbowl sunday, i think i might go to jens secret party in staten island cuz *ahem* someone might be there hahaaa. if not umm frankies there.. cool.. hahaha

peace out cub scouts, o'doyle rules!

xoxo - mal

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lovaaaaa [01.31.04 | 11:55 AM]
[ mood | awake ]

i woke up this morningggg.. got myself a gun... haha WHOA i miss the sopranos!!!! when the hell does the new season start damnit! and 6 feet under my god how i love that show and miss is so (im a poet achaaaa!)

so last nite was jakes birfday or birTday as his little sister says hahaa, and me and britney went to manalapan hs for this concert thingie that jakes friends band played in. the band was awesome and they played this music that ive like never heard before. i think it was ska and it was crazyyy music and all of the punky retro-dressed groupies were there doing this sort of dancing that i've never seen before! it looked like soo much fun.. me and britney definitly did not fit in with our coach bags and burberry scarfs haha but the music def made us want to dance!

i was supposed to go to stressfactory last nite but then i found out since the guy from the man show was hosting, tix were over double usual admission so being the broke bastard i am i didnt go, instead went to jakes house after the concert where his mom made me chicken quesadillas, they were so good! i wanted cold stone creamery but prom is comning up and that is likee asking for 10 pounds.

my mom and dad and i discussed italy today, and then my mom called mrs. cutchall and got all the rest of the info, i think im home free!!! GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. I AM SOOOO EXCITED....!!!

today im working 2-6 and with some sucky people so im not that excited.. but then again laurenpalooza, b-unit, and christine will be there so its all good in the hood. after work i was supposed to hang out with booty call aka cruise mike but at 6am this morning he sent me a pic of his _______ thru my camera phone and i was mortified that he would do that. umm yeah totally not hanging out with him tonite!! tomorrow is superbowl sunday, i think i might go to jens secret party in staten island cuz *ahem* someone might be there hahaaa. if not umm frankies there.. cool.. hahaha

peace out cub scouts, o'doyle rules!

xoxo - mal

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