ok so last nite a bunch of us went our for me and jay (zenobis boyfriends) birthday cuz his was last week. no1 knew where we were goin cuz it was a suprise, but i knew the whole time =] .. turned out we were goin to LIPS, a drag queen restaurant in greenwich village.
me, zenobi, ashley, krista, ilyse, and sam fields took the train there... sam becker and kahn missed the train by about 4 seconds which suckeddd so they met us there.. we got into the city and took a cab to little italy (it was NOT so easy to get a cab z!!!!) where we found this secret store with a hidden room in the back. we all got awesome stuff... its from a guy who like steals bags n sells them.. we came home with louis vuittons, pradas, fendis, christian diors, and guccis. some of it prob isnt genuine, but everyone is convinced that the $200 gucci wallet that i got for $18 is. scoreeee
we met up with kahn and sam at the restaurant, and jay, scubasteve, allie, mike, billy (o billy), eric RUUUDEN, ross, nick deblazeeeee, and mike something met us there. we walk in and all we see is DRAG - everywhere.
they took us downstairs to this private room for parties and we got a hugee table, our waiter was PEPPERMINT, this huge black "lady" with BOOBS. yes, me and zenobi checked, they were real. hahaaa. they started this show where they all came out lip syncing and like stripperdancing. one girl came out singing TOXIC and ripped mikes shirt open and actually ripped the shirt. haha it was hysterical.
the MC (i think her name was GUSTY WINDS) came over and pulled me and jay out and looks at me and goes "look at the boobs on you!!!" i was soo embaressed, she made fun of me when i said my name and asked me if me and jay have had sex yet. i said YEAH! and she said its small isnt it? i was hysterical i was like its TINY
so they pulled jay onto a chair and the drag queens started giving him lap dances which was hystericallll, i cant wait to get the pix from it. i sat back and laughed with everyone else, then they pulled me out and set up 4 chairs and told me they had a birthday suprise.
all the sudden this loud music comes on and a STRIPPER a real MALE stripper come sout and starts giving me a lapdance OMFG i was gonna die it was sooo fukin funny and jays face was like O HELL NO!!! ross threw jay a dollar and jay looked like WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!? he dropped it and i stuck it in the guys g-string - YES, he was wearing a g-string!
i got up and was gettin funky with the stripper i figured why not hahah it was so hysterical he had the biggets boner and iwas mortified but it was all in good fun!!
so finally after more making fun of people and watching the shows they pull me and jay over one more time and put crowns on our heads and make us walk around waving while the music is playing, "HERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICAAA" hahaha it was soo funny. then we went to the bathroom and ALL BEEF PATTY showed us a secret bathroom and said, back there is where u get gang raped. good luck! i was like umm thanks.
so the rest of the nite was soo much fun.. the food was shitty and soda was $11 a glass do u believe that! but we got to keep the glass hahaha... the bill came out to $716 damnnn... they all paid for me it was so sweet of them... then peppermint came over and was saying goodbye and told me she loved my FATLIP lipgloss and i told her i just got mac's nymphette she was like "girlfriend u JUST got nymphettee?? where the hell u been? im at mac so much that they hired me there!!!" so she works there and now we all wanna go back and visit her.
we were running sooo late and we shoved 6 girls into one cab and we had a fukin pyshco driver who went between ilyses legs and then told us for $15 hed take us all to philly.. umm no thanks. then z opens her mouth n goes so why did u come here form russia? he goes, "cuz new york makes me feel sexy" i was like whoaaa we need to bounce hahaha... then hes like "NO SILLY GIRL i am joking, if the cops pull me over u must say one of u is sick" im like umm well hopefully u wont get pulled over and z goes, just dont kill anyone! i was like WRONG THING TO SAY DUDE
so we finally made it to the train and had the longets most tiring train ride, comparing all our new bags and laughing about the nite. it was such a good time and tonite im going to club DNA in queens and it closes at 5am so i have suchh a long night ahead of me!! ahh i cant wait, this has already been such a good birthday!!!! ill post later!